I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
One of the best things i seen on the internet today.
When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio
I don’t know why, but I have a really low self esteem right now. I don’t know, but I feel like I have the need to wear make up (I don’t usually wear make up). I’m just so insecure today…